Friday, July 8, 2011

Obama Jobs Report and Drunk Drivers: There Must Be A Connection


What does this guy, in the picture highlighted above as shown from the Google News page, have to with Obama's June job numbers? Let's follow the link on the picture...

Apparently nothing, except that he lives in the DC metro area, where Obama lives.  Or maybe he will soon be unemployed.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Congrats to the Boston Boilermakers!


JuJuan Johnson and E'Twuan Moore have been dubbed by the Purdue sports blogging world, "The Boston Boilermakers" after being drafted (and traded for) by the Celtics in the NBA Draft. I've always disliked Boston sports, but now I just may have to be a fan so I can continue to watch them play for the Celtics. 

Friday, June 3, 2011

Flashback: Working for Mesulam Ricklis aka The JJ Newberry Years

My first real job, aside from mowing lawns and caddying at Orchard Ridge Country Club in Fort Wayne, was as a sales associate at Newberry's (aka J.J. Newberry). I was about 16 years old back then, eager to earn a real paycheck. On January 20, 1995, McCrory Corporation purchased the local and beloved five and dime, Belmont Stores. Belmont's was going out of business not because of financial woes, but because siblings of the owner of the local chain, who was looking to retire, quarreled over control. McCrory Corporation was a subsidiary of Rapid-American owned by Meshulam Riklis, the famed corporate raider. Riklis's shady history could take up an entire encyclopedia itself, but that's for another day.  According to Wikipedia, when Riklis bought McCrory back in 1963, it was the fourth largest retailer in the Country. Imagine, the fourth largest was McCrory, a spot now held by the Home Depot.

Meshulam Ricklis with some other characters

I started working prior to the opening of the stores, along side of former employees of Belmonts. For a retail type job, it paid about fifty cents over minimum wage; a lucrative deal in my eyes. Prior to the opening of the store, work consisted of setting the store up, stocking shelves, training, and decorating the store. Most major corporations higher contractors to come in and perform tenant improvements to match the corporate branding theme. Not Newberry's; a penny saved is a penny earned. We were tasked with installing signs, lettering, and so on and so forth. For starters, a shower curtain separated the sales floor with the stock room. Classy. Products that were sold there were mainly the big name brands with  house brands as well. For the most part, everything was pretty cheap in quality.


The fun really started when the store opened it's doors. For the first couple of months, things seemed to roll smoothly. I worked in a variety of rolls including checkout, stocking shelves, and cleaning up. The Belmont's managers and employees were still around, which was good because they knew what they were doing. In order to make things fun, my buddies Greg and Jason joined the team. After time, the Belmont's people started to disappear. I never asked why, but the word was that the new corporate structure was too much for those who were experienced at working in a locally owned business.  For the life of me, I can't remember what the name of the first manager of the stores name was, but she was only around for a little but. With her departure, here comes Alan. I could be using real names; I could not be as well, because I forget.

Anyway, Alan seemed like an okay guy, who was in his late 30's. His partner, the assistant manager, was Sam, somebody who resembled Snoop Dog in many ways. As with Alan, Sam was pretty decent to work with. After the store closed, Greg, Jason, or I would get on the intercom and start rapping. We'd head down the toy aisle and grab the Rapmaster to lay down some beats. It was fresh.

During Alan's brief  time as manger, word began to spread that the store was an easy place to do some free shopping. In mass communications class at North Side High School, I recall an assignment where certain art materials were needed. A student exclaimed, "Not to worry, I can get this stuff at Freeberry!" Freeberry? That's right, the store now has a reputation, and a declining one at that. Not long after that, one of Newberry's elderly employees was working the checkout. A gentlemen entered the store and headed to our electronics department to check out the TV's. As he was exiting the store with the TV, the fellow associate yelled out, "Hey, you can't take that!" The good citizen responded, "Whatchya going to do, old lady?" Pretty bold, but what was she really going to do? This criminal couldn't have been more right.

As the stores criminal enterprising was increasing, Alan's mental stability started to go down hill. This was visible in his demeaner and his appearence. He started growing a beard and bleaching is hair and became paranoid that corporate managers where out to get him. At least that's what he told us. It was so bad, that he said he was driven of the road by one of these corporate "agents". Black helicopter were not far behind. I suppose this was my first foray into watching a man morph into a paranoid schizophrenic.

Meanwhile, things at the store started to get exciting in terms of the criminal element. On one afternoon, while I was at school, a group of thieves decided to embark on Newberry's. It started off with one of the theives grabbing garbage bags from the household goods aisle. Using the garbage at merchandise storage contraptions, they would grab stuff off the shelves and hide the full bags. An employee discovered what was going on and called police. The criminals took off soon before several squad cars arrived on the scene. A search of the area ensued, locking down neighboring Holy Cross Lutheran School in the process. I don't believe they suspects were caught. This was indeed the beginning.

As Alan became too unstable to function as manager, he resign his post and went into hiding, never to be seen again. In about 8 months of working at the store, we were preparing for manager number four. Welcome, Manager Mike, ready to make his stamp. He was an outsider, coming in from Iowa to make his mark. He seemed like a real manager, took things seriously, very stable, and didn't mess around. The days of rapping on the intercom were over. Was this to be the turnaround the store was looking for? Nope.

Charlie Savage, now a Pulitzer prize winning journalist for the New York Times, wrote a column in the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette on September 16, 1995 entitled "Punk Like Me." The story examined how business would treat customers, based on their looks.  


 First wearing preppy cloths, Mr. Savage shopped without issue or concern. Later, he returned, dressed in punk/grunge garb and hair dyed green, to do some shopping to test his theory. Manager Mike, like any "good" manager would do, drew the conclusion that since Mr. Savage looked "different", he required additional supervision. Mike followed him around in obvious fashion, waiting for the criminal activity that was surely going to occur. Needless to say, it never happened and Manager Mike was the only one of several test subjects to show his judgmental ways. I tell this story because it would later rear it's head again, this time involving me.

During Mike's reign, he started to try to save money by cutting down on the number of staff working at any given time. I was working at the checkout and Mike was in his office doing what I could only assume was managerial stuff. I would be speculating if I said he was viewing porn on his company computer. I don't offer any proof, but he just seemed like that kind of guy. Maybe it was because he was came out of his office happy and relaxed, like he just...never mind. While Mike was in his office, a gentleman came in wearing a sweat suit do do some "shopping". He was about 6'-4" and 200 pounds coming in the store. Fifteen minutes later, he came out looking a bit pudgier at about 300 pounds. He obviously didn't want to be a paying customer or he would have visited me at the checkout. As I was taught in my training, every customer is important, so as he left, I said to him, "Enjoy the free merchandise!" I was greeted with a smile and wave as he exited and went back to his daily life of doing what I suspected was God's work.

On another day, two kids came in looking like any other teenager living in angst would look like. According to Mike, however, they did not look like they were up to any good. Damn teenagers! In order to ensure they were behaving properly, I was tasked with keeping an eye on them. Although, I wasn't worried, I complied. I nonchalantly checked up on them, make sure all was well with the store.

Mike came up to me, not happy with my performance, and said, "I told you to follow them."

"Follow them? That's what I'm doing," I replied.

"I mean, I want you to stand next to them and chaperon them," Mike responded.

"What? Are you kidding? I'm not doing that. I'm not following them around the store, just because. It's not right," I said in defiance.

"I'm going to write you up," threatened Mike.

"Whoopdy doo."

Mike and I remained silent the rest of the night. As the store closed, Mike started to rip into me about my failure to do his dirty work. My dad was waiting in the parking lot to pick me up. As I walked to the car, I turned around and flipped Mike the bird. My dad, shocked, asked me what the hell I was doing. I told him the story and my dad decided to pay Mike a visit. I sat in the car as my dad walked up to the door, where Mike unlocked the door. I don't what they said, but when my dad returned, he said, "Your right. Mike is an asshole." Fathers know best, right?

Not everything was super crazy at the store. There were normal days where nothing uneventful happened. They usually consisted of Greg, Jason, and I having a good time while doing our work. Don't get me wrong, we worked hard, but we really couldn't take this place fully seriously. In between stocking the shelves and putting display furniture together, it was actually a decent time. Now, as the 12 month of the store being opened, it was time for inventory control, in the loss prevention sense. The folks at RGIS came in to do there thing, documenting everything on the shelves and in the stock room. When all was said and done, the store lost over $100,000 in the first year due to theft. Yikes! That didn't stop Mike from having only one person work evenings though.

It was a Friday night, high school football was in the air. I had to work that night, many people were coming into the store prior to the game over at Zollner field at Concordia High School. There were lots of people in the store, kids running a muck. A man, say about 6'5", dressed in nice cream colored dress clothing, looking like a was ready to leave for the Caribbean for vacation, came to the checkout with a greeting card and sink strainer. As I rung him up, requesting the proper amount of money, he placed a gun on the counter, held it to my belly, and handed me note that said, "Give me all the money or I will blow your brains out." I was scared shitless. After grabbing a bag to put the loot in, I started placing the one's in the bag. I felt a poke to my stomach followed by, "Start with the twenties, Start with the twenties!" I grabbed the twenties, shaking out of control, placing the money in the bag. All the while, kids where running right by him, not know what was taking place. I looked down and saw all the money I had dropped while filling the bag. As the register was cleared, the bandit mad his way to the exit. On his way out, he bumped into a customer. As any well mannered person would do, the bandit said, "Excuse me." Really? He just said that? At least he's got manners, I suppose. Still in a stake of shock, I picked up the phone to call 911 to find Mike talking all "lovey" with his wife. "Get off the damn phone, I've just been robbed," I yelled.

After reporting the incident to police, about 10 squad cars arrived in a flash. In what seemed like chaos, office locked down the store and went on the hunt for the criminal I described. Meanwhile, I was being interviewed by detectives in a state of panic while the crime scene crew was dusting for prints. Even Mike showed compassion at the end. For some reason that day, Mike never did a cash drop. Over $2,000 was in the register. I called my parents to have them pick me up. As you have probably concluded by now, I didn't have my own car. Although my home was only about a 10 minute walk away, I was a little too scared to make that jaunt by myself. Mike drove me over to Keltsch pharmacy, where my older brother was working. I hung out there until he was off work. Many people would call it quits right then and there, but $5.25 an hour was still a lucrative deal I couldn't abandon just yet. I went back to work not long after the incident. I had spoken to the detective and tried to identify the suspect's mug shot. Around that time, there was a series of similar incidents. The suspect was named the "brown bag bandit", although I don't recall him having a brown bag. Maybe he was just really ugly. I must have grew a pair after that, because I felt invincible after it.

At the store, I followed a man who was clearly shoplifting in the store. He went out to a waiting car, where another gentleman was in the driver's seat. The green Cadillac just stayed there, making no attempt to flee the scene of the crime. I walked past the car towards the rear, nodding my head in a friendly manner to the occupants. I pulled my pen and paper and started jotting down the license number. As I was doing so, the passenger side threatened to shoot me with his gun. "Go for it," I said, continuing to get the plate number. As I walked back to the store, I said to the man, "Have a nice day." I called the police and reported the car and they showed up and arrested the men, removing the merchandise. Pretty stupid on my part, but I didn't care.

 Not much later after this last incident, Mike was fired. The new manager, whose name was Sharon (if I recall correctly) was a Belmonts holdover who came from one of the other stores. It was discovered, according the Brenda, Mike's assistant manager, that Mike and another manger at another store were stealing merchandise and reselling it at the flea market. Items like dollar cleaners and other junk. I'm not sure if charges were filed, but he was no longer employed with the store.

After about a year and half on the job, I decided it was time to move. Although all the drama, crime, and fiscal woes made for an unforgettable first job, it was too much to handle. I left the store and started working at the Allen County War Memorial Coliseum for the concessions operator, FanFare/Fine Host (which went bankrupt after unscrupulous activities at other locations). After about two years, Newberry's was closed due to the bankruptcy of parent McCrory Corporation.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

OSU, Jim Tressel, and Responses to Fans Comments...

By now, you have surely heard that Jim Tressel has resigned as head coach of the Ohio State University football program. SI's sweeping investigation into Tressel and the program bring to light that the transgressions are far wider than the school and coach led on.

With this, aOSU fans are commenting on various blogs their thoughts. I've scoured various blogs including Along the Olentangy, Elevan Warriors, and Off Tack Empire among others. Here they are with my thoughts:

"Again…...swapping their own personal property, giving autographs for goods and services….
BIG.FREAKING.DEAL. Division I football players receiving benefits, discounts, and preferential treatment. Astounding. Who would have thought."

The "Everyone is Doing it Defense" is commonly used by aOSU fans. This excuse is a cop out and lame. Every school is NOT doing it. I would rather loose to an SEC school and loose doing it the right way than to loose to an SEC school while breaking the rules. The fact that aOSU cheated and still lost to the SEC all these times says volumes. Finally, breaking the rules is breaking the rules no matter how trivial the infraction is. 

"what a maroon
You think academic fraud is the same as selling their own things? Wrong troll! If a football player plays minor league baseball, guess what? That’s ok. It wasn’t as if the player’s were getting six figures to come to OSU. Give me a break."
 


First off, a rule is a rule. Yes, murder nets a more severe punishment than burglary, but burglary is still wrong and still nets a punishment. This commenter suggests that since they are not paid six figures to play, then all is well. Wrong. Many, if not most, players get a full ride. Were talking upwards of $50,000 for four years at a public school. Much more at private schools. That's a lot of money. Not discussed is that there is more than just trading merchandise for tattoos. Some players were "borrowing" cars for personal use, trading merch for drugs, among others according to Sports Illustrated. We all know a lot of these kids grew up in tough situations. If they were trading memorabilia for money to send home, that's one thing. But they are trading for tattoos. Hardly a necessity.

Here is a long back and forth with a writer for Along the Olengtangy:

I must address the troll accusation   
I’ve drank little more tonight the other nights However a troll hits and runs and never backs up their post so might I say I’ll cut you some slack the blog is busy tonight you couldn’t possible of taken the time to research you accusation and for that I think you would make a fine ncaa investigator!

You have a habit of only popping up in threads where bad news for Ohio State is being discussed. That makes you a troll.
You haven’t broken any explicit rules, but you have been warned for posting unnecessary pictures and clogging the discussion. Please refrain from passive-aggressively baiting Ohio State fans, or you will be banned.

Passive-aggressively baiting?
I wish I was that smart but sorry I ain’t, I say what I really feel not into entrapping people, true I have only come on the verge of bad news, simply because you don’t need me when things are going good .. ;) but this event does effect me in that it looks to cause potential loss of future enjoyment to one of my favorite games the Michigan OSU game. I believe I’ve been very constant in my remarks and arguments.

No one needs you when things are going bad. You aren’t here out of service; you’re here to have some fun.

This isn't fun
However it is history.
I know you see plenty of idiots , it’s what I would expect as well I understand.
In my business I find it’s always best to find the positives in everything that happened to you even when you mess up, it’s my nature to comfort ;) trust me if this was a political board you’d quickly see there is a hole other side of me that is out cold, I have a low tolerances for liberals ;) to say they would find my correspondence with you much different then they themselves are accustom to would be an understatement.
But you must understand this effects me as it does you , and frankly there is no having a reasonable discussion about this at a Michigan blog or any other blog for that matter.
I’m in no mood to pile on like they are right now and for what ever reason I’m drawn to the more realistic conversation going on here hell tonight I launch a new youtube and 2 threads and yet I haven’t even gone back to check on them simple because I’m more interested in what is happening on this thread, I find the conversation more enlightening and real sorry I’ll refrain from posting and just read ..
Peace out.


Despite Darth Prophet being a conservative Michigan fan and having a "low tolerances for liberals", I find it asinine that he is getting singled out for commenting against aOSU on the board by the moderator. Just goes to show you, no matter how true the issues are for aOSU, when an "outsider" comments, they are considered an agitator because they have a different point of view.

"Fuck you terelle pryor. fuck you espn. fuck you world. might as well start just buying quarter million dollar players."

Some how the whole issue is Pryor's fault and his alone. Oh, and ESPN and the world's fault too. Intelligent. 

May God bless JimTressel.  I have to say, if ever I need anyone on my side, I would choose Jesus Christ and Jim Tressel.  Two men that have made tremendous sacrifice for human-kind in our day.  We may worship you in different mindsets, but your duty and service for others can never be forgotten.  The media likes to kick both of you without any regard, but we will never forget your contributions.  Thank you for your service and your commitment to us.  We will never forget you.

Jim Tressel is Jesus, if Jesus was the type who cheated to help the poor and meek. Jesus was focused on "the greater good."


In an era where programs are under so much pressure to win, and every move gets put under a microscope, this man led Ohio State to a decade of dominance and national relevance.  It's very hard to sustain success in the current climate, and no coach has been more successful than Jim Tressel.  That's why, in my opinion, he's the greatest coach Ohio State has ever seen.  It's impossible to say for sure, but I don't know that Woody could've coached today's game and everything that comes with it. 
I was proud to say Jim Tressel was my favorite team's coach.  I liked the pride he had in the school, the success on the field, and the countless stories that prove he's a good man.  It's a sad day for me and truth be told college football.  The game needs people like Jim Tressel in it, and it's sad he's been lost. 
All that being said, the blame rests squarely on Jim Tressel.  He had the information, he could've done the right thing or he could made a run at a national title.  Regrettably, he made a horrible decision.  You can't give speeches and write books about accountability and doing the right thing, then turn around and do the exact opposite.  I hate that he's gone, but unfortunately he had to take the fall on this one. 
Stories and articles about players who have been in trouble over the years will not change my mind about Jim Tressel.  He's in a sleazy business.  There aren't too many people who can honestly say they haven't gotten their hands dirty once in a while.  I'll judge the man, not by the lies he told that led to his demise, but the actions he took while in his position.  He could've taken the cowards way out and took off early on.  He stayed and faced the music.  He almost survived it.  He took the bullets for the program.  Hopefully, it won't be too bad. 

"I'll judge the man, not by the lies he told that led to his demise, but the actions he took while in his position." Actions that included lying, cheating, and covering up.

Next, there is this piece from Eleven Warriors that I thing misses the point. The article discusses the good deeds of one Mr. Tressel, who visited children at Nationwide Children's Hospital to bring cheer to sick kids. I don't thing anyone is disputing his compassion for people and that he has done his fair share of good for the community. The piece comes off as a desperate attempt to try to clear Tressels name by showing the good he has done versus the lack of action and control over his players. They want us to think about the positive while dismissing the cheating as "no big deal." Well, the problem with this is cheating is cheating. There is no such thing as doing what you know is wrong for "the greater good." Teaching kids that they are above the rules and law is not a lesson that should be taught, no matter how many bible passages you make your players read. It's all for naught.

Anyway, does the reaction from aOSU fans surprise anyone?

Thursday, May 12, 2011

I'm Now Giving Up On Fast Food
















I've decided it's time to give up on fast food. A list of exceptions may include:

  1. Chain sandwich shops (Togo's, Subway, etc.)
  2. Non-chain quick restaurants, food carts (taquerias, etc.)
  3. In-and-Out Burger (fresh ingredients, quick service)
I've had a hard time nixing this habit. I'd find myself eating Mc. D's, BK, Taco Bell, etc. and feeling like crap afterwards. Most recently, we had Taco Bell the other day as it was late and my wife and I were exhausted enough that making dinner was too much. After dinner, I felt nauseous and my wife was feeling ill. Plus, it's not good for the high blood pressure.

Time to say, "farewell!"

PS I have no real rationale behind Subway being on there. I'm not sure how they get to claim to be "fresh" with their line-up of microwaved or toaster oven heated food. There veggies are no fresher than McDonalds. That chicken breast is just as processed as a can of Lysol.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Trump University

 According to the SF Chronicle, Trump University "didn't deliver, suit says."

Trump University? I've never heard such a thing! I can just imagine:

"I got my bachelors in racist quackery at Trump U., then got my masters at Beck U. Currently, I'm looking for a job, but the market is pretty tough. Thank goodness for unemployment."

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Japan

I always get this feeling inside of sorrow and pain after a natural disaster, whether it affects me directly or not. The death and devastation of the 2004 Sumatra earthquake and tsunami, the 2010 Haitian earthquake, the 2008 Sichuan earthquake, or Hurricane Katrina gets to you. But this one is different for me. I have a connection to country. In 1996, I had the opportunity to study there for three months as a part of an exchange program while at North Side High School in Fort Wayne. Although the city we stayed in, Takaoka, was not directly affected by the quake, the bond the was developed between the people there and the country as a whole is undeniable. Many friends I met now live in Tokyo, which received substantial, but not devastating damage.

Me, Taku, and Shinya chumming it up

I've e-mailed with them, but have not heard anything back. As they were in Tokyo, I'm assuming all is okay as power and internet availability is scarce, if not completely out. I went back to visit in 2006, almost 5 years ago to date. I met up with my friend, Shinya Yamada, who stayed with my family when he was in Indiana as a part of his exchange program. He has become a good friend who I regularly write and chat with through the internet. I have not had the opportunity to make it back there to visit, as I now have a family. One day, I'd like to take my family there to share the wonderful experiences, culture, and people of Japan I have grown fond of.

This disaster will wear on them, but the Japanese show great resolve. With the country on the brink of nuclear disaster, something they have unfortunately have experienced before, they will fight back. The ingenuity, the smarts, and drive to succeed to become better will shine through and the rest of the world will truly be envious of how they come back on top.

God bless Japan.